Bent: Rocket, Leeds
Dave Simpson, The Guardian, 18 November 2000
WE’RE HEADING for the silly season. For the next month or so, the TV companies will dig out those old episodes of Top of The Pops that are banned for the rest of the year. Bizarre but loveable creatures (well, OK, Roy Wood) will stalk our screens in five feet of hair and make-up, while at least every third band will have a guitarist dressed as a gorilla.
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