Bon Jovi: God, I'm Beautiful
Phil Sutcliffe, Q, August 1996
And rich. And famous. And in films. Bon Jovi have been to the brink, cocked a manly Noo Joisey snook at it, and bounded back, fitter, feistier, fabber. Trading "body fat ratio" with Jon Bon and licks with Richie Sambora, Phil Sutcliffe learns, 'We never wanted to be coulda-done-this, shoulda-done-that."
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