Brad Roberts: Crash Test Dude
Nicholas Jennings, Inside Entertainment, December 2002
BRAD ROBERTS, the Crash Test dude, is no dummy. Although he's a Grinch who hates Christmas, can't stomach turkey and is practically Scrooge-like in his refusal to buy presents for people or accept gifts from others, he knows that Christmas music is too good a thing to pass up.
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