Buffy Sainte-Marie: Buffy (MCA)
Colman Andrews, Phonograph Record, 1974
TINA TURNER apparently has some new competition in the ethnic carnality sweepstakes. In the quickest turn of plume since Sacheen Littlefeather showed up in Playboy, Buffy Sainte-Marie has shed her demure pouts and angry grimaces, and turned up all smiles, with areola showing, singing 'Sweet, Fast Hooker Blues'.
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