Could a man who stamps on poodles and sings about lonely person devices become president of the US? asks Susie (spare the creamcheese) Shapiro
Susin Shapiro, Sounds, 18 December 1976
'Sure, but I'm not ready yet. I'd be a perfect President. I'd not only win, but I'd be good at the job.' Sez Frank Zappa
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