Depeche Mode: One Of Those Days...
Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 26 March 1986
...you know, when the alarm doesn't go off and you've got a cold and your radio's conked out and the gerbil's chewed the corner off the duvet and you've got a horrible "spot" on your nose and it's raining and the only thing on TV is That's Life and some Smash Hits journalist in a disgusting "sweater" called Chris Heath has come round to interview you...? That's how Depeche Mode feel...
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