Don't Knock on (Ron) Wood, He's Busy Face-ing the Stones
Richard Cromelin, Creem, March 1977
"IT'S IN THE contract, you know," says Ronnie Wood, trying to lock his features into a suitably stern Rolling Stones scowl. "You can't be seen smiling, unless another member of the band is present." Whereupon the baleful glare breaks ranks and Ron Wood's mug lights up with his well-known loony-tunes grin.
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