Elastica: Atlantic Quaffing
Johnny Cigarettes, New Musical Express, 10 June 1995
Suede, Blur, Oasis… all have slumped at the Breakthrough Bar, unable to make it big in America. So what makes ELASTICA think they will succeed? Well, see, they were born under this lucky star… JOHNNY CIGARETTES cracks open a cognac or two with the latest hopeful Brits on the piss before they return to headline Glastonbury.
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