EMF: Clearwell Caves, Gloucestershire
David Quantick, Smash Hits, 28 November 1990
THE FOREST OF DEAN in rural Gloucestershire is not the sort of place you would call "the home of very noisy rock 'n' roll"; this is because it's in the middle of a lot of countryside near Wales and so the hefty guitars of Jon Bon Jovi and The Stone Roses have never once been tempted toward its leafy glens.
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