Evan Dando: Deeply Dippy
Simon Witter, Sky, 1992
SINKING INTO the bar-room sofa of one of Kensington's more sterile, demi-swank hotels on the morning after America re-bombed Baghdad, Evan Dando smiles with a gleefulness ill-befitting a pacifist. "I know," beams musicland's latest pin-up. "What a bummer! Maybe we should get drunk!"
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