Fame And How To Survive It — By Pete Burns
Betty Page, Record Mirror, 6 September 1986
This includes: (1) Not getting out of bed before noon; (2) Not having a fan club; (3) Being a recluse; (4) Staying out of the circus ring. Yup, it's the return of Pete Burns and his Dead Or Alive pop spectacular... and Betty Page was there too...
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