Ian Watson, The Evening Standard, September 2001
THE INSTRUCTIONS are clear but minimal. Get to Ibiza Town and wait for an email with a mobile phone number. Try the number just after midday. We call and a groggy voice answers telling us to ring back in a few hours. We wait then call. No reply. We text. No reply. We call and text again several times. Nothing. Then finally some directions. Drive out of Ibiza Town towards San Antonio. At a certain village look for a bar next to a Spa supermarket. Go there and wait.
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