Fatboy Slim: He's Having A Ball!
David Quantick, Word, The, December 2000
No more doing cocaine off the London to Brighton line, but life is still sweet for the compulsive DJ, celebrity spouse and "geeky, nerdy, baldy fantasy character" called Fatboy Slim. "You can't take it seriously, and you can't not drink," he warns David Quantick.
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