Fergie Admits Drugs Shame!
Caroline Sullivan, The Guardian, 8 September 2006
THE THREE GIRLS on the south London station platform couldn't have been more than 13, and as they waited for the train, they were singing, "My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!" Though too young to have any lumps to speak of they sang with gusto, until one of them self-consciously giggled, "It's an awful song."
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