Flesh Eaters' Chris D.'s Carnal Knowledge
Byron Coley, New York Rocker, December 1981
IN MY OPINE, Chris Desjardins is the best goddamn singer/songwriter ('r "S/S" in classic Creemspeak) that's e'er poked his pate above the stiflin' smog that covers the LA sweatbasin. Better'n Morrison; better'n Crash; better'n Lee; better'n any of 'em.
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