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Foreigner: Agent Provocateur (Atlantic)

Craig Zeller, Creem, April 1985

HAVE TO admit I've had some good times inspired by Foreigner. Why, just this afternoon I dozed off watching MTV (understandably so) and had a pleasant daydream involving Madonna and Foreigner's Lou Gramm. (He clawed feverishly at her bare belly button howling 'Feels Like The First Time' while she saucily wriggled out of his grasp and heatedly cooed 'Like A Virgin'.)

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