Robot A. Hull, Creem, May 1973
ERIC FALCON, local guppy for a major Memphis underground music radio station, claims that Free is the most exciting group around. He feels that a rock'n'roll band ain't topnotch Grade A material unless all their songs sound alike and you can go to sleep by 'em. He also maintains that Free should do the soundtrack for spy movies and that 'All Right Now' is one of the best songs you can play when you're fucking your girlfriend.
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