Grace Jones: Ladies And Gentlemen, Disgrace Jones
David Quantick, New Musical Express, 9 December 1989
GRACE JONES is a living, laughing legend. She's wrestled with James Bond, battered Russell Harty, and now she's back once again to sit on the face of pop. In downtown Milan, large-breasted lovely DAVID QUANTICK fights off a gang of Australian lesbians to dance the night away with Miss Jones. Masturbation, fag hags, and The Beatles dominate the conversation. Don't anyone mention the journalist's bottom!
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