Guns N'Roses: Hammersmith Odeon, London
Jack Barron, Sounds, 17 October 1987
"THIS SONG is my favourite," screams part-man-mostly-dog guitarist Slash, Guns N'Roses' mascot pimple. "It's for all you thrashers out there and it's dedicated to BLOW-jobs and ANAL sex. It's called 'You're F – ing Craaaazeee!'"
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