Hall & Oates: Outre in Dayton, Ohio
Vivien Goldman, Sounds, 19 November 1977
I'M SICK! I'm twisted! I'm bent! I'm writing a story about Daryl Hall & John Oates!
There's one good thing about devoting your energy to writing about this duo: nobody (in this country) can accuse you of being trendy.
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