Howard Jones Has Had A Baby
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 22 October 1986
A little boy, to be exact. He's called Osheen (!) and, at 12 weeks old, has already flown in a plane 11 times and been backstage to meet the Eurythmics. "I have been known to change nappies," says Howard. "I really enjoy wiping his bum." Yes, yes, says William Shaw, but what about your new album..!
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