Huntin' Possum: T-Model Ford's You Better Keep Still
Ted Drozdowski, The Boston Phoenix, 25 January 1999
IF T-MODEL FORD had the wings of a beautiful dove, he would fly to the gal he loved. If she spurned him, he would find another. But there's a chance that could go badly too. As T-Model sings on the opener of his new album, she might even tell him, "If you don't git out of my face, I'll put my foot in your ass."
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