I Fell Flat On My Face — Dusty
David Griffiths, Record Mirror, 18 January 1969
WHEN AN artiste of her stature confesses "I fell flat on my face" it sounds like a major catastrophe. But I'm here to report that Dusty's Christmas Day disaster was not so bad, only rather painful. It seems that she was with two friends, they tripped, and Dusty fell. She was fairly dazed afterwards and her memory of the incident is none too clear.
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