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Inspiral Carpets: Cowabunga!

Betty Page, Vox, December 1990

THE MUTANT HERO TURTLES HAVEN'T HIT JAPAN YET, BUT FOR THE MOMENT THE LOCALS ARE OBSESSED WITH A DAFT LITTLE COW WITH SPIRALLY EYES. WE BRING YOU THE LATEST MOOS AS INSPIRAL CARPETS FLY TO THE UDDER SIDE OF THE WORLD FOR THEIR FIRST NIPPON TOUR. HOTLY PURSUED FROM TOKYO TO OSAKA VIA KAWASAKI BY GAGGLES OF JAPANESE GIRLS IN COOL AS F*** T-SHIRTS.

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