Kool & The Gang
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 19 November 1986
They're one of the most successful disco bands ever!
They make pots and pots of money!
They used to beat up paint cans!
They're useless at catching buses!
They were "invented" 22 years ago by their bass player "Kool".
They're... Kool & The Gang!
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