Kylie Minogue: "Sexbomb!!? Never call me that!"
Tom Doyle, Smash Hits, 3 August 1991
Crumbs! Kylie Minogue's got a bone to pick with Britain's Bounciest Pop Gazette (i.e. Smash Hits) because last time we interviewed her she told us she'd "discovered sex" and now the "news" papers just won't let her forget about it. "Ah well, never mind that, Kylie," gibbers a relentless Tom Doyle, "just give us the dirt on your lovelife, eh?"
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