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Lock Up Yer Women... Prince Charles Is Comin'

John Abbey, Blues & Soul, 3 May 1983

IN DAYS of yore, it was not uncommon for plundering royalty to ravage the land and have their evil way with local wenches. But we all thought those days were gone, didn't we?

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