Lynyrd Skynyrd: Fifths and Fists For The Common Man
Jaan Uhelszki, Creem, March 1976
I ALREADY HAVE two strikes against me: one, I am a Yankee, two a girl. I don't want to strike out because I'm a teetotaler, especially since I quickly surmise that this bunch of headstrong chauvinists casts wary eyes on the non-drinking population.
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