Madonna tackles her critics head on
Caitlin Moran, The Times, 2 November 2006
HAD ONE CONSIDERED, five years ago, which controversy Madonna would next be embroiled in, it is unlikely that many of us would have guessed "something involving the adoption laws of Malawi". Madonna was, at the time, far more likely to fellate a burning crucifix than do anything that involved African orphans.
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