Major Harris: My Way
Cliff White, New Musical Express, 23 August 1975
WANDERING HOMEWARD WITH this album tucked under my arm I was unexpectedly accosted by three ripe young ladies who seemed to want to get to know me. It didn't take long for me to be disillusioned – they'd been attracted by the cardboard replica of Major Harris and not by my own winsome features.
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