Martin Stephenson and the Daintees: Town and Country Club, London
Len Brown, New Musical Express, 27 June 1987
PRESERVE US from Daintee girlies. They squeal, they stamp on my feet, they swoon "he's got lovely hands" about Stephenson's unremarkable mitts, and they feign orgasm as the bass player cometh. And everywhere there are the chaps in Daintee hats trying desperately to walk and talk in Martin's shoes.
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