Metallica: For Whom the Bell Tulls
Steffan Chirazi, Kerrang!, 18 March 1989
You just can't get the staff these days. Ask the people who run the Grammy Awards — they can't tell Jethro Tull from Heavy Metal. Ask Al who runs the METALLICA US tour catering — his guys can't tell a shower cubicle from a kitchen sink. Or ask us, cos STEFFAN CHIRAZI still can't tell the difference between LARS ULRICH's old moustache and his new one. Confused? You will be — and there's more to come next week...
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