Mike Batt: Batting About The Bush!
Robin Katz, Jackie, 29 October 1977
IF MIKE BATT is sitting near a blank wall, he immediately begins to feel uncomfortable. He's exactly the same when it comes to a blank piece of paper, or an item of clothing if it's one colour only. You see, put a pen, paintbrush or even a crayon in his hand and he'll start to doodle compulsively!
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