Morrissey: Ooh I Say!
Adrian Deevoy, Q, September 1992
The lighter side of football violence. The death of pop music. Getting the urge for sex. Being racist. The TV star who is "a pig in a man's body". The loathsome comedian. The author who ought "to die in a hotel fire". Morrissey's views may seem a couple of bus-stops short of reason. "But that doesn't mean I'm some great twit who lives in a hut and eats straw," he reassures Adrian Deevoy.
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