My Bloody Valentine: University of London
Chris Roberts, Melody Maker, 25 February 1989
TRANPOSED. There we are then. There's a new one for you. A new one for me, anyway. You will have to be forgiving but I have been called on as eleventh-hour sub to do this review, and having described My Bloody Valentines as The True, The Only Underbelly Of The One God many a time, I am a little short-stocked on fancy words. This is probably just as well, because half the audience spend the evening moaning at me for writing things they don't understand. Any road up, there I was having a night out enjoying myself (a fine person to enjoy) and now all of a sudden I have to describe it.
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