My Breakfast with Boone
Gary Pig Gold, Cosmik Debris, June 2002
AS BIZARRE as even I still consider this lil' factoid to be, Yours Truly honestly did spend the majority of the Reagan administration touring Canada's hepper lounges and ski resorts as one-fifth of the one and only (...ah-hemm: but AUTHORIZED, I'll have you know) Beach Boys "tribute" act known as Endless Summer.
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