Oh no! It's the Inspiral Carpets!! Except it's really... The Charlatans
Siân Pattenden, Smash Hits, 13 June 1990
Hopeless football teams! Floppy haircuts! Accommodating trousers! A psychedelic oil-lamp situation! It's the story of how five blokes from Northwich got famous! And — oh no! — it's written by SIÂN PATTENDEN!!
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