Ol' Dirty Bastard
Chris Campion, Bizarre, March 2002
WITH AN ARREST record that's more extensive than his discography, it's a wonder that Ol' Dirty Bastard (aka Big Baby Jesus, Dirtdog, Osiris and plain ol' Russell T. Jones) is still around to tell the tall tales and bawdy rhymes for which he is best known, let alone release a new album, the tittilatingly-titled The Trials And Tribulations Of Russell Jones.
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