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Orbital: Corn Circle Jerks

Steven Wells, New Musical Express, 7 September 1991

Techno-slaphead alert! Bow-tie-wearing aliens with enormo-ears from planet Proper Dance Music are writhing in our cornfields and masquerading as ORBITAL. Beam me up, Rotty, screams STEVEN WELLS.

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