Penetration in Five Easy Stages
Paul Morley, New Musical Express, 19 May 1979
ONCE UPON a time there was an impetuous eight-year-old girl living in a dark Durham corner and influenced greatly by the fashionable doings of a sister five years older than herself. Shamelessly she would pester the life out of her mam for a full length leather coat.
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