Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 13 August 1986
• He used to have lots of hits under the name Galaxy!
• He was once asked to join the Sex Pistols!
• He sleeps on a rickety old bunk bed with a board across it!
• He owns a guitar made out of dried kippers! (Are you sure bout this one? — Ed.) And his name is...
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