Prince & The Revolution: Camden Palace, London
Michele Kirsch, New Musical Express, 6 August 1988
TWICE IN my life I've shouted "It's better than sex", and twice I've been wrong. First time I was chasin' Pop Rocks exploding candy with Pepsi Cola on some street corner in Puerto Rico, and this Puerto Rican guy goes "No eet eesn't." Second time I was actually having sex but sort of forgot about it in all the excitement. And this Puerto Rican guy goes "No eet eesn't."
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