Red House Painters: Ocean Beach (4AD)
Caitlin Moran, Melody Maker, 25 March 1995
WELL THEY say the abused always turns into an abuser... and if men who whine about the weather, their ex-girlfriend(s), their f***ing mothers and how much their nose sniffles isn't really your spam bap, then it's time to call ChildLine right now, because Mopey Mark is BACK! and things have been a bit CRAP recently.
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