Rick Springfield: Are You Ready To Rick?
Annene Kaye, New Musical Express, 10 September 1983
"All my girlfriends talk about is, like, how it would be to meet Rick and y'know, they talk about making out with him and stuff... I wouldn't want to 'cause he wouldn't respect a girl who... did it. I wanna marry him, don't you?" 13-year-old, Bayfront Center
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