Rolling Stones Gather No Groupies
Lillian Roxon, New York Sunday News, 25 February 1973
GERI MILLER, where are you? They had a party for the Rolling Stones here in Sydney, Australia, this week, and it might as well havebeen for Henry Mancini. Deadly dull. No gatecrashers, no groupies, no tearful scenes at the door, and a dinky little birthday cake (I never worked out who it was for) that was a far cry from the three-tiered number you jumped out of in your birthday suit, Geri, when Mick Jagger last had a party.
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