Samantha Fox: Touch Me (Jive Records HIP 39) KK¼
Sylvie Simmons, Kerrang!, 21 August 1986
TWO-AND-a-quarter 'K's — the minimum I can give the thing. One 'K' and the Kerrang! boyz would start tittering about yeah, they'd like to give her one too. Two 'K's and you get a nice pair. Funny how a pudgy girl-next-door shows her overripe gourds and the collective cups (double D) of otherwise intelligent males runneth well and truly over.
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