Should Pat Boone be Inducted Into the R'n'R Hall of Fame?
Gary Pig Gold, Cosmik Debris, April 2002
SEEMS A simple, even innocent enough little inquiry, doesn't it? But I swear, seldom in all my quarter-century-plus of Piggery has one topic – one MAN, in fact – inspired so much fervorus rancor from all sides of the critical fence as it were.
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