Skid Row: Skid Gloves
Howard Johnson, Kerrang!, 19 August 1989
Are not what latest American Metal sensations SKID ROW use when doing their tour bus washing up — nor when they're cranking out their particularly raucous brand of rock 'n' roll for that matter. DAVE "THE LAUGHING SNAKE" SABO slithers down HOWARD JOHNSON'S phone line to discover how to lose his dishpan hands in time for Milton Keynes.
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