Steely Dan: Two Against Nature
Rick McGrath, Culture Court, August 2000
ALTHO' I'M A long-time Dan Man, Steely Bopper and convicted Fagenite, it was with a mixture of lip-licking anticipation and eye-narrowing dread that I crept into the Toronto HMV mega-media-complex and laid down the scratch for Steely Dan's new CD.
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