Tatchell v Beenie Man: Arrest This Development
Andrew Mueller, The Guardian, 4 September 2004
LET'S HOPE THAT no friends of the Jamaican dancehall artist Beenie Man have recently reminded him that the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. What with one thing and another, quotations from Wilde are likely to meet with an especially mirthless response chez Beenie.
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